Brian's big Saturday:

9:00 Papa Jim brought me inside and gave me TWO baths.

10:00 We got in the big white car and drove to were there were lots of cars.

10:30 Papa Jim got out and left me by myself in the car!

10:45 He came back! But his hair is shorter. and then he got me out and then we went inside the place and lots of girl people rubbed me. Cool.

10:50 Back in the car and rollin'

11:15 out at a place with LOTSA teenagers and they are all wearing shorts. They run allot. something called cross country. Folks everywhere and everyone wants to know how big I am and how old I am and what my breed is, whatever that means. What is a Sandlot and who is Beethoven and Hooch?

11:30 what the hell is that! It looks like a dog butt it is tiny! Papa said something about standardpoodle? Awfully jumpy little thing. And loud! And there is a Shitzu and a Corgi and a sooner. Whats a sooner?

1:00 We are at WALMART! The happiest place on earth. I got a burrito from Taco Bell! Mmmmmm.

2:00 We are back home! Yeah.

2:01 Note to self, don't mess with Granpa Trojan's food. It is hazarous to your health. He's scary.

8:00 Back in the white car. wonder where we are going.

8:15 out on a farm where the music is real loud, there are flashing lights and there is a funny smokey smell in the air. Makes me feel funny...suddenly I have the munchies...Folks everywhere and everyone wants to know how big I am and how old I am and what my breed is, whatever that means. What is a Sandlot and who is Beethoven and Hooch? what is dejavu?

8:30 lots of dogs here too! Me and Roscoe (Roscoe is a sooner...sooner be one breed than another) play for about three hours. Papa Jim keeps muttering something about his shouler being yanked out of socket...

12:00 Home again. Time for sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.